what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Zach Barlow

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Barack Obama

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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The Holocaust.

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Women's sports.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Anti Joke

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