Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Barack Obama

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

What is 9 + 10? 21

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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