Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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