What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Lets go Yankees

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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redtube

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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black guy graduating high school

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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