What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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child labor

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Butt Sex.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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AIDS

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Penis

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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