Oh...okay, good.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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