knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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ginger

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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balls

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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