100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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