- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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