- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women have the right to vote.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Knock, knock. answers door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Why does life suck? Because it does

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Chicken penis.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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