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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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