Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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