your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Needless to say,

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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