- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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