Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Fox News.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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