- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

speech and debate.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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