What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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knock knock who's there no one

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its snowing on mount fuji

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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cancer

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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