Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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