- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

Black People.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Psychics.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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