- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

women's rights

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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