why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Not a joke.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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