What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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42, that is all

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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NASCAR

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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