I have aids

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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how did the man die he didnt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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Why did the book disappear?

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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