a pornstar comes early to a party

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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I LIKE TRAINS

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Muslim athletes.

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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womens rights

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UP

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You have cancer

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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