how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

This one sucks!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

I have aids

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how did the man die he didnt

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

Why did the book disappear?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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