- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Hey, Max!!

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

knock knock There's no door

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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