A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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