What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Womens rights !

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

She said no

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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