Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Heartlight

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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