- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

elen degeneres is straight....

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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