- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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