- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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