Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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