- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What did the peanut say to the jelly

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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