Women's Rights.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Kathy Griffin.

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ass.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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