Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Black Friday

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

good one jess !!

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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