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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

your mother hates you

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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