I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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