Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Top Gear USA

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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