A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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