- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Penis

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.