- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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