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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

What did the car do? CRASH!

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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