Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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penis

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Guess what? Holocaust

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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What black and has children A black man

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