a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

A midget walks under a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road?

homework

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

irish wristwatch JLR

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

a horse nibbled a baby

Women's rights

i have an apple. now suck my dick

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

LOL May Wong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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