whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Health food.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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