- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Women's Rights.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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