what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

My penis is big... not.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Anyone??????????/

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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