hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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People Order Our Patties

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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He walked in a bar

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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JUST KIDDING^

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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