- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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