- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Charlotte Bobcats

baskets

This is not a joke or is it

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

captcha: all yer base

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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