your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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knock knock get lost!

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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