A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Anti Joke

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