what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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knock knock get lost!

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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