Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Bean.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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