- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

I am a women

whats chinese noodles

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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