What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Do you want icecream, Björn?

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Gorden Brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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