i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

EGGPLANT

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

spell backwards: taco cat

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

My penis is big... not.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Reverse psychology never fails.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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