Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Abortion

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What's funnier than 68 69

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Knock knock ... *No ones home*

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Anti Joke

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