- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What's the difference between? Your mom.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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