Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Hillary Clinton

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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