Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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