- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Health food.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

penis

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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