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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Take this and put it- No.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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My kids are mistakes.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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