an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Mormons having fun.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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You're*

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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