- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

captcha: all yer base

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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This is not a joke or is it

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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