Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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