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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

the holocaust

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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