Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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