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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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