- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Women's Rights

I just found out i have cancer.

soccer

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Are you a tree

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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