- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 69+2? 71

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

BOTTOM!!!

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Justin's hair

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Want to hear a Joke? No.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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