Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Women's rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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raisin boogers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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