what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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25

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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