- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Women's rights.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

whats brown and sticky? shit

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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