What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Cows are land manatees.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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