When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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speech and debate.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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