- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

What you reading? reading?

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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